Everyone: Meet Alicia; Alicia: Meet Everyone

The latest sucka to join our FIPS fold = Alicia.

In her v. own words: I'm a "writer" and maker of whimsical crochet creatures...and a pool-hustler when I have to be. I have a kick-ass vintage apron collection and a knack for fixing VCRs. I've read 86 out of the 100 Best Novels of the 20th Century according to the Modern Library and I love sports bars. 

(ed note: WAIT, people still have VCR's??).

Anyway, be nice to her...at least for the first day.

And....I'm BACK!

Damn, I missed you bitches!

Everyone: Meet Amanda; Amanda: Meet Everyone

The latest sucka to join our FIPS fold = Amanda. 

In her v. own words, she is: an obnoxious jerk who thinks that saying "suck it," and "d-bag" are acceptable in the workplace. Luckily she works in publishing in liberal, a-hole loving New York City where her jackassery is either appreciated or tolerated or complained about behind her back. Her writing has appeared in Every Day With Rachael Ray magazine, Time Out New York, and Heeb Magazine, as well as on folksinger Ani DiFranco’s MySpace and Facebook accounts, where she keeps fans updated on the comings and goings of the ultra-liberal rocker.  She has lived in Park Slope for nearly a year, loves brunch at Stone Park Cafe, beers at Bar Reis, and the fact that she lives amongst million dollar brownstones that she couldn't afford in a billion years.

Basically, she's gonna fit in GREAT around here.

Stay tuned for some way good shit of hers coming your way in 3...2...1...

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Dear Everyone Who Thinks This Blog Should Go Suck A Dick,

Right.

Well, at least we're not a blog THAT IS COMPLETELY FUCKING WRITTEN BY MARTHA STEWART'S DOGS.

I am not shitting you.  Her French Bulldogs Francesca and Sharkey have a blog...and attend meetings...and write posts.  On THEIR BLLLLAAAHHHHGGGG.

This thing e-x-i-s-t-s.

And if THAT blog gets to exist out in the world, than I don't want to hear FUCK ALL from any of you mofos about this one.

xo,

FIPS

p.s. This is our dog Oliver above.  And he mostly sits around licking  his asshole, eating stray fruit loops that have fallen behind the couch and whining like a little bitch to be taken out on walks.  He doesn't have a blog.