Erica | Monday, November 23, 2009 at 12:00AM ;)
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Page one Google search results for "Park Slope." (and no, I'm not logged in, bitches...nice fucking try).
I'm comin for you next, Park Slope Parents! (currently #3).
Deets Erica | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 12:35AM 
Believe it or not, bitches: it was one year ago today that FIPS was born.
True confessions: its pretty embarrassing to go back now and read my first post comparing Park Slope to Paris Hilton (though I do still agree with many of the points). Unfortunately I chose to use a celebutante to make a key point who no one gives a shit about anymore, but cut me a fucking break...I'm not Sylvia Browne.
Anyway.
We're one, so yay!
Erica | Friday, September 4, 2009 at 12:59AM 
The last time we put out this call, we got some KICK ASS FIPS writers, who've since, happily joined the Fucked in Park Slope Circus. In fact, we're sooo into them we want more.
Here's the thing: we're lazy...and have other jobs, and in case you didn't get the memo: its fucking hard keeping a blog every day and making it interesting/relevant/timely/funny, blah, blah, blah. So we need other people like us (i.e. YOU).
Erica | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 3:21PM 
art by Lydia Nichols
I'm lazy...and didn't feel like waking up early to search around for shit to post today.
So get your asses on over to the Park Slope Reader and read the profile they did on FIPS.
[Also, if you don't think that graphic of Oliver typing away on his laptop is the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen in your life, then we seriously have nothing to say to each other].
Erica | Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 6:52AM 
Yo, so Nadine, aka MissTA has been writing for us for awhile now, and for some crazy reason (i.e. I'm a lazy assed fuckup), I never managed to put up her intro.
If you know anything about anything, then you're already well aware of the fact that she totally rocks. In fact, she's the only other humanoid currently writing for FIPS who has NEVER received any negative comments....EVER (trust me, this is a major feat to behold....and no one better fuck it up now by leaving some "you suck, bizzatch!" nastiness down below). Basically we just publish her shit and people send in fan mail.
Anyway, here's some more scoop about her in her own words: People mistake my 'thinking' face for 'concerned' or 'confused'. I run like Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading (fist pounding and high jumps). I direct and produce for Stone Soup Theatre Arts, a socially relevant theatre company. My interests include Sandra Lee's boobs, raising one eyebrow, drunk hugging, and not putting small holes in the wall during inversions in yoga.
Stay tuned for way more of her subway shenanigans.
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