* Animal Crossing is making me horny (somehow - 29 (smile patrol???????? parkslopers) - this dude is looking for a bagel and/or sex. Though the bagel is non-negosh (for srs). Oh, also, he included a pic of a dog with a sprinkler in case his prose di-int get you all hot-n-horny.
*Chubby pinup seeks hipster boy for hot dates (Park Slope area) - ZOMG, let's be matchmakers, y'all!? This rubenesque chick sounds rad, and I for one want to find her the Emo, Ryan Adam lovin' hipster boy of her dreams. Please email with us with any and all ideas to effedinparkslope at gmail dot com.
*Are you 22 and an eager beaver chaser (Park Slope) - "You should be driven by a constant fear of failure in your endless, impossible chase of my unavailable affections. Call me. Or don't."
*I NEED LARGE COCKROACHES (one and a half inches) (Park Slope) - Looks like some dude named Lee is doing a little experiment-o. Do u live in a bug infested shithole? If so, give Lee a call!