PS Craigslisting: W/E 12.07.08

Each week we bring you the best of the worst in Park Slope related craigslist shenanigans:

*ELLA URGENTLY NEEDS FOSTER OR ADOPTION (Park Slope) - Ella is a drop dead adorbs Black Lab who desperately needs a home. I dare you to look at her pic and not wanna adopt her (double dawg dare?).

*Looking for Jewish Frum Chasidic Lady - m4w (Park SLope) - Ok, so this dude wants to get down-n-dirty Jew style. Also, I just learned a new word: Frum.

*Esoteric Group - m4w - 31 (Park Slope/Williamsburg) - "Calling all Curious Indigos, Excited Esoterics, and Horny Alchemists...I thought it'd be really interesting, exciting, fun, and probably educational to get a small group of people together who are all open to exploring various energy raising techniques that involve meditation, chants/mantras, tantric, and taoist practices to raise our psychic/Kundalini/Reiki/etc energies." Uhm..Right. Good luck with that, dude.

*British cross dresser seeking female friend - m4w (Park Slope) - This PSlope Brit is looking for a new BFF...anyone?

*College Educated Movers: Available Last Minute! - V. Interesting...though I think I prefer *non* college educated movers.