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Tuesday
Nov302010

Fabulous has left Park Slope (Again!?)

I like to check in with fake FIPS (Fabulous in Park Slope) every once in awhile to see what Mrs. Fab is up to, and of course get some reccs for some pretentious, over the top fashions that neither you nor I could ever afford. But on my most recent jaunt on over there I discovered this: "I left the city for a simpler, although not less fabulous, life in Upstate New York. More grass, more friends, more kids... less shopping."

Wait, like left for good?! LEFT LEFT??!!

As many of you might remember, it was only last year that Mrs. Fab migrated to our fine nabe and made her showstopping debut on PSP. Her blog, fake FIPS, was her response to that whole kerfuffle.

It's hard to tell if Mrs. Fab means she's on an extended trip to their weekend house in the "country" or if she really means that they've moved from Park Slope...but it kind of sounds like Fab is GONE. Like for ever!

And while I would imagine that you're all probs pretty broken up over that turn of events, you can at least comfort yourselves with the news that Mrs. Fab is preggo! So soon there will be another fabulous bebe!

YAY!

While she hasn't yet changed the name of her blog to Fabulous in Bedford, or wherever the hell she moved, posting has seriously slowed down. She did, however, manage to slip in this little dandy from last Friday about an "adorable Joseph jumpsuit" that looks like an ugly pair of overalls to me, but what the fuck do I know. Nothing about being fabulous...that's for damn sure.

Friday
Jul302010

#BlogVacay

Hey, so you know how people take real vacations and sit on beaches-n-go snorkeling and shit? Right, well I'm not doing any of that cause I'm a loser, however, I AM taking a blog vacay starting next week. And you're all invited!

WHO: me
WHERE: here
WHY: Cause blogging totally fucking sucks
WHEN: August 1 through 14th

Here's how this shit is gonna work: I'm not blogging for 2 weeks cause I wanna see what life's like when you get to come home from work and actually have nothing to do. But DON'T PANIC, PPL!

I know the thought of a FIPSless day is far too much for anyone to have to bear, so I've enlisted Meredith, Amanda and Allison to run the fucking show while I'm off making sweet love to my Tivo and re-organizing my closet. So yeah, you'll be well taken care of...and probably won't even miss me. Shit, you might even like it better. And then I'll come back and everyone will be all "uhm...it's not you, it's US" and there will be a big messy coup, Gorilla Coffee style, and you bitches will burn a stroller in front of my apt building or some shit.

IT. COULD. HAPPEN.

Anyway, I'm Audi.

Tuesday
Jul272010

WANNA BE A BLOGGER?

Cause I know just the bitch who can teach all your asses how to blog verrrry HARD: m-e!

That's right, ppl...yours truly is going to be teaching an Intro to Blogging class this Fall at Mediabistro and if you take it, I'm pretty sure it will rule your face.

I will share all my tips-n-tricks and maybe you will discover once and for all whether blogging actually totally fucking sucks or totally fucking rules. Also we can make fun of all the FIPS commenters, and do each others hair, and live tweet everything that happens in class...or something like that.

Anyway, for realz: if you want to learn how the christ to put together one of these blogging thingamajiggies and not have it totally blow, sign up.

Tuesday
Jul202010

Fuck You York

Out of the parade of shitty Tumblrs that are clogging the interweb, this one stands out to me, mainly because it's a.) New York-specific and b.) uses anger and profanity for laughs! 

Fuck You York is a photo blog of people flipping off shit in New York City that makes them angry.  It's like a profane urban diary of all of the crap that we have to put up with just so hicks from the one-stoplight towns we grew up in can all get glassy-eyed when you tell them that yes, indeed, you DO live in the City That Never Sleeps. 

It ain't all sunshine and rainbows, folks.  It's taxi TVs and subway platforms, too.

Wednesday
Jun092010

The Brooklyn Blogfest: If You Don't Know, Now Ya Know

Ok, so the Brooklyn Blogfest went down last night at the Lyceum in Park Slope and I was there for the whole shebang.

I'm sort of entertained by the fact that everyone seems to be talking about how the Blogfest, organized by Smartmom herself, totally sold out to Absolut and has turned into nothing but a shill-fest. Mostly this entertains me because I feel like everyone is missing the entire fucking point which I think is this: Absolut didn't ruin the Blogfest, cause the Blogfest already sucked. In fact, the only thing that didn't suck last night, were the free drinks.

Full disclosure: I did a post for Absolut and they sent me a flip camera and a bottle of vodka, both of which I was planning to use for a giveaway on my site. I get this whole full disclosure thing, but also I'm not the NY fucking Times. I don't disclose shit about shit normally (how much my advertisers pay me, the fact that Robicelli's gave me a free cupcake once, blah, blah, blah)--mostly because who the fuck cares. Do I think that Absolut completely took over the event last night? Honestly: I don't think they took it over enough.

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