
Surely, any parent of a 0-9 month old baby girl has, at one time or another, looked at her and thought, Blech, I’m so sick of looking at your bald head! What are you, A BOY?
Nope? Nobody? Good, because if so, I was about to tell you how terrible of a person you are.
Those of us with common sense know that it’s natural for a baby to start off generally bald and then eventually grow hair -- once it’s ready to do so. Unfortunately, not everyone is of the opinion that a baby is a baby and the reason it has no hair (boy or girl) is because it’s a GOD DAMN BABY. Who missed the bald baby memo, you ask? The creators of Baby Bangs! Yes, I’m serious. There is actually something called “Baby Bangs,” exclamation point!
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