Q: Is There A Boy Or A Girl Inside My Uterus? A: Look Inside My Gender Baby Cake

Oh, for Christ's sake ppl. IS THERE ANY-FUCKING-THING ELSE we could possibly fetishize concerning the process of popping out a baby? Anything?? Cause I'm pretty sure there's nothing left.

I know I'm late to the party, but on top of "bump watches," teen moms on the cover of US Weekly, push presents, live-tweeting your birth, and Octomom, we now have gender cake reveal parties or what I like to call "sex by cake."

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No More Babies: Children Six And Under Banned From Restaurant

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Babies. Can't. Be. Trusted. Not on Airplanes, not in bars and most certainly not in restaurants. They have no need to travel first class to Hong Kong for business, unwind at the local watering hole after a stressful day of work or eat cornish game hen. They should stay at home in their playpens eating smashed peas and their own boogers. If we let babies roam free, this will surely happen:

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