GOT MARIJUANA?

If you live on 12th Street between 8th Ave and PPW, and you have anywhere from $5 to $20 bucks, the answer may very well be yes. 

You *could* just call a weed delivery guy like the rest of us, but that shit will run you a minimum of $50, so this definitely seems like a better deal. 

Glad to see the weed dealers of the nabe are embracing the whole "write on the sidewalk with chalk" approach, popularized many times over by our weekend warrior stoop sellers...annnnd, eight-year-olds. 

Who Gives A Shit?: Do You Get High With Your Baber Around?

Sometimes you have to smoke a crap load of weed just to have an intelligent conversation with your one year old, right guys? Brooklyn moms are so stressed out from hand-blending their baby’s kale puree and sourcing tomatoes n’ junk that we just need to kick back and get blazed once and a while!

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Daisy's Diner Now Serving Free Pot

IMAGE VIA @MOLLYJMANN

Ok, well I guess it's not exactly free as it apparently comes with your $12.50 grilled chicken, steak or salmon sauteed dish.

Still...way the hell cheaper than the stuff we get from our weed delivery guy.

Nice work, Daisy's Diner!

Marijuana: Brooklyn's Official Plant?

New York Mag is calling for an expansion of the "Develop, Don't Destroy" campaign to include BK's once flourishing cannabis crops.

Yes, according to a Daily Intel post yesterday (via Carroll Gardens Patch via a librarian at the BPL), Gowanus and Downtown BK were once home to gigantic cannabis plantations.

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The Secret to Happiness For Park Slope Parents: Smoking Weed?

ICYMI, Smartmom was "let go" (ahem) from her gig annoying the shit out of educating neighborhood parents from her perch at the Brooklyn Paper, and some chick named Stephanie Thompson took over her column. This woman, thankfully, does not speak of herself in the third person or give retarded nicknames to everyone she knows and then expect us to remember shit like: SNWIDRL refers to "stupid neighbor I don't really like"

However, she definitely has an edge. She already got the whole neighborhood up in a roar over her kinda confession that she's thinking of divorcing her husband (and the comments lit up with all sorts of bitches who accused her of having an affair). Annnnnnd now she's telling parents to smoke weed in order to embrace their own happiness!

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