The Secret to Happiness For Park Slope Parents: Smoking Weed?

ICYMI, Smartmom was "let go" (ahem) from her gig annoying the shit out of educating neighborhood parents from her perch at the Brooklyn Paper, and some chick named Stephanie Thompson took over her column. This woman, thankfully, does not speak of herself in the third person or give retarded nicknames to everyone she knows and then expect us to remember shit like: SNWIDRL refers to "stupid neighbor I don't really like"

However, she definitely has an edge. She already got the whole neighborhood up in a roar over her kinda confession that she's thinking of divorcing her husband (and the comments lit up with all sorts of bitches who accused her of having an affair). Annnnnnd now she's telling parents to smoke weed in order to embrace their own happiness!

Sure she suggests other things too in her latest column "What Is The Secret to Happiness," and sure this little nugget is buried at the bottom of the article, but still: IT'S THERE.

Do what it takes to enjoy. Take a little something (but not too much) to help ease the pressure, a puff of something or a little wine.

I mean, I know that "Marijuana Moms" are on the rise, but daym! I didn't think the Brooklyn Paper would go there.

Personally, I think she's dead on. I salute you Smartmom 2.0! The moms of Park Slope should totes be smoking WAY THE HELL more ganja. And mamz: don't feel like you can only do this shit late at night after the kids go to bed...start in the morn! Toke up after baby yoga! Or your Construction Junction Art class at Kidville! YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF TO BE HAPPY!