Don't Be a Jerkoff - Spring is not here

Okay, so we had one single day of warmth and sun and love.

Be careful today - today's the day where jerkoffs go to work without jackets, hats, scarves and gloves - they just pretend it's all warm and shit. People always dress for the previous day, just like people always plan for the previous terror attack. Still searching bags at 14th street - Madrid was 5 years ago - what the fuck?

Listen, do yourself a favor and dress like today is the coldest day ever. I'm telling you, today is the day that will get you sick. When shit goes from warm to freezing, that's when people get the flu. My wife says you can't get a cold from the weather- she's full of shit as usual. Bring a goddamn scarf.

Talk to you later take care!

Comments

[David]

You're such a fucking wuss. I rocked boxer briefs, the vest from a three piece suit, and a pair of those water socks today. Nothing else. I feel great and I look great.

[Fanooch]

Always like it when it's just a bit nippy inside.