Effed in Park Slope | Monday, August 1, 2011 at 12:00AM 
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SHOW ME YOURS is a new recurring column in which we do two things: show you Park Slope real estate and tell you how much it is. That's pretty much it!
Here's our latest victim Show Me Yours-er:
Erica | Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 7:00AM 
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I've noticed something about rich people: They are all CHEAP AS MOTHERFUCKING HELL.
And I actually mean that as a compliment. I mean, I guess that's how rich people stay rich, right? Cause they're not doing the same sort of ridiculous shit that I do. Like for example: every time I need a bottle of water before the gym, I go buy one at the bodega for $1. I do this instead of:
*buying a case of water at Costco
*buying a case of water at Target
*buying 1 bottle of water, saving the bottle and then refilling it at the free water fountain at said gym that costs upwards of $100 month.
THIS IS WHY I'M NOT RICH.
Effed in Park Slope | Tuesday, July 26, 2011 at 12:00AM 
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"Dear Glen" is a recurring column meant to provide A's to your burning Q's about Park Slope real estate. Got a question for our undercover badass Brooklyn broker? Drop us a line or leave a comment in the box below.
I currently live in Park Slope and DREAM of having a garbage disposal in my beloved brownstone. I have a great deal in the Slope and have lived here for 5 years (rent-stabilized, bitches!), but am willing to move for a disposal! I LOVE brownstones, so I want something with charm and original detail too. I’ve talked to several brokers and they’ve told me this doesn’t exist or haven’t called me back. Are these assholes lying to me?!
Sincerely,
Too Much Crap Clogging My Sink
Dear Glen, real estate Effed in Park Slope | Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 7:00AM 
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SHOW ME YOURS is a new recurring column in which we do two things: show you Park Slope real estate and tell you how much it is. That's pretty much it!
Of course, we're gonna need some submissions to make this shit not boring, so if you've got a Park Slope pad that you want to share, send photos and apartment info (location, cost of rent/mortgage, amenities, your occupation and answers to questions below) to effedinparkslope at gmail dot com.
We're not looking to show off killer design or ridiculously expensive furniture...so don't feel intimidated if your place isn't in next month's Elle Decor (though that would be a nice bonus). It's really all about keeping track of how much apartments cost around here and what you get for your money. Of course you can remain anonymous if you want, thus avoiding all of the stalkerazzi that would likely result from your brush with greatness. KIDDING! MOSTLY!
Here's our first victim Show Me Yours-er:
Erica | Thursday, July 7, 2011 at 12:00AM 
Yes, it's true. Inspired by the whiny, self-important, obnoxious, lovely community we all got going here in Park Slope, Brooklyn, North Carolina now wants in on the action. Introducing, Park Slope, Carboro, NC!
"Park Slope is Carboro's hottest new community! Be the first to enjoy Downtown Carrboro's newest community--Park Slope. All of this comes to you in a well-planned enclave of homes surrounding a promenade with walking paths and a real sense of community. The neighborhood offers HOA managed landscaping so you can spend more time with family, friends, or just relaxing. Park Slope Carrboro is ideally located with easy access to shops, dining, nightlife, art galleries, UNC, and much more!"
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