Your FiPS Guide To Voting Tomorrow
Voting in elections is an important way for citizens of this great country to voice their opinions. Nevermind that opinions are like assholes--everybody has one, and most of them stink. This is your one chance to exercise one of your most cherished rights as a citizen! People died so that you could vote! Well, no one that you know, most likely, but rest assured that it happened. Probably. I mean, they might not have been thinking about you going to the polls at the precise moment they stepped on a land mine, but it was almost certainly in the back of their mind, somewhere. God bless America, and God bless our troops!
Anyway, since it's so goddamned fucking important, we, here at FiPS have decided to tell you how to go about this whole voting thing.