OPEN POST: Just Cuz

Call me lazy if you must, but I looked this morn...HARD. And I couldn't find a single solitary piece of interesting Park Slope news.

SO WTF IS UP WITH YOU BITCHEZ? You tell me!

Here's what's been on my mind:

*Oliver is eating grass again like its his job. I've had a couple of peeps tell me that dog's do that when they have a stomach problem, but this shit has been going on for months. It's out of control at off-leash hours and now the dude has started to graze on his walks too. Is he having an identity crisis? Like maybe I got a cow in a dog's body?? It's tres weird.

*Have you noticed that Park Slope is WAY the fuck more annoying when its hot out? People are moving slower, and strollers are seeming more gigantic and now I gotta use all my self control not to take a bite of your motherfucking Louie G's mint choc chip cone as I walk by cause that would be a bazillion points on WW (and also I guess that's pretty rude).

*In case you're wondering: having two blogs and a full-time job is pretty fucking hard.

*I joined Crunch! And since I signed on the dotted line, I've had an overwhelming desire to just go to the park every single day and do the loop. NICE.

*I've been twice now and have moved into solid "eh" territory with Fornino.

Ok, your turns: WHAT. IS. UPPPPPPPP?

OPEN THREAD: The Island Was Totally Park Slope All Along

There's a Tea Lounge right between the Flame and the Pearl.

Well, isn't this a swimmingly gorgeous Monday on which to rise and shine.  Oh.  Wait.  Right.

So, what're the haps, Slope?  Here's what's up on my end:

• I didn't throw anything at the television during LOST.  But it took every fiber of my petite being not to do so.
• I cannot feel any of my extremities, due to Joanna's Total Body class at the Y on Saturday morning, which made me sob quietly. 
• FIPS now has more than a thousand fans on Facebook.  That definitely means we can remove the "basically" in "basically famous" now.

These are all extremely hot, important topics on which to ruminate, I'm well aware.  Please provide your equally important life happenings and contribute commentary in the comments as you down your fifth cup of coffee and ignore the nine billion unread emails in your inbox, as I am also doing.

SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE AT THE COOP ARE ALL DEAD, TOO

OPEN POST: The Weekend That Was

image: NatiledeeDid you eat corn-on-the-cob and 12 Mozz-arepas this weekend at the 5th Avenue Fair?

Did you try the Thistle Hill Tavern?

Did you buy a new bike at the Bike Jumble?

WHAT'S GOING AWN???

OPEN POST: IF FORNINO PIZZA IS NOT IN MY MOUTH IMMEDS, I'M GONNA GO C-R-A-Z-Y

photo via Grub StreetYeah, so that's pretty much the only fucking thing on MY mind these days.

Other than my new BLAHG (check-it!), my laser-ized eyes, and the fact that Oliver won't do ANYTHING in the motherfucking park anymore except eat grass! I'm serious...I've got to take some goddamned video of this shit, because its out of control.

Anyway, WTF is up with you bitches??

OPEN THREAD: PERIODIC TABLE OF AWESOME

Most of you have no fuckin' clue what this is, do you?

It is time for a monstrous open thread!

What's on your mind, people? Are you runnin' your dogs/children through the park and whippin' out the BBQ shit?  Hangin' tough and ghostridin' with the Bob Jones crew (who are still in town, for the record; we're on Day 5 here)?  Throwin' a dance party to celebrate the discovery of element 117?!  Droppin' the "g" on your verbs to up your street cred?

Please add your insightful thoughts on everything in the comments (but don't try too hard to match my intellectual prowess; you'll hurt yourself).