OPEN POST: Just Cuz

Call me lazy if you must, but I looked this morn...HARD. And I couldn't find a single solitary piece of interesting Park Slope news.

SO WTF IS UP WITH YOU BITCHEZ? You tell me!

Here's what's been on my mind:

*Oliver is eating grass again like its his job. I've had a couple of peeps tell me that dog's do that when they have a stomach problem, but this shit has been going on for months. It's out of control at off-leash hours and now the dude has started to graze on his walks too. Is he having an identity crisis? Like maybe I got a cow in a dog's body?? It's tres weird.

*Have you noticed that Park Slope is WAY the fuck more annoying when its hot out? People are moving slower, and strollers are seeming more gigantic and now I gotta use all my self control not to take a bite of your motherfucking Louie G's mint choc chip cone as I walk by cause that would be a bazillion points on WW (and also I guess that's pretty rude).

*In case you're wondering: having two blogs and a full-time job is pretty fucking hard.

*I joined Crunch! And since I signed on the dotted line, I've had an overwhelming desire to just go to the park every single day and do the loop. NICE.

*I've been twice now and have moved into solid "eh" territory with Fornino.

Ok, your turns: WHAT. IS. UPPPPPPPP?