OPEN THREAD: The Island Was Totally Park Slope All Along

There's a Tea Lounge right between the Flame and the Pearl.

Well, isn't this a swimmingly gorgeous Monday on which to rise and shine.  Oh.  Wait.  Right.

So, what're the haps, Slope?  Here's what's up on my end:

• I didn't throw anything at the television during LOST.  But it took every fiber of my petite being not to do so.
• I cannot feel any of my extremities, due to Joanna's Total Body class at the Y on Saturday morning, which made me sob quietly. 
• FIPS now has more than a thousand fans on Facebook.  That definitely means we can remove the "basically" in "basically famous" now.

These are all extremely hot, important topics on which to ruminate, I'm well aware.  Please provide your equally important life happenings and contribute commentary in the comments as you down your fifth cup of coffee and ignore the nine billion unread emails in your inbox, as I am also doing.

SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE AT THE COOP ARE ALL DEAD, TOO