Open Post [GO CRAZY, Y'ALL]

If you think this open thread bullshit has ANYTHING to do with the fact that I have nothing else to post today...you know, cause I got home late last night from seder number two, spent the past 48 hours plane-ing, train-ing and automobile-ing my ass all the fuck all over the LIRR and the NJ Transit so that I could go eat matzoh and in a "leaning position," have piles of laundry that need landering, a dog that needs his ass taken to the park and a floor that needs vacuuming, well then yeah: YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG. I don't use open threads as a crutch like that!

Sheesh.

So, WTF is on your minds? Tell us e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g...

POST-APOCALYPTIC OPEN THREAD

Time for another open thread!  What's on your mind, Slopers?

Did you survive the WTF wind apocalypse that happened over the weekend?  I didn't acually realize the world had fallen apart until I went out for my Sunday morning run around the Prospect Park loop, and got transported to the opening of the Wizard of Oz.

BALLERS, got any sexy gossip for me?  I guess I'll take unsexy gossip, too.  But I'll imagine you naked while I'm reading your comment.

BREEDERS, did you beat the weather blues by staying inside and swinging while exploiting the babysitting services of your nearest YMCA branch?  Did I just plant a fantastic idea?

Erica's ass has been too busy living it up in Austin at SXSW, so she's clearly out of the loop.  Fill her in...and keep the rest of us busy at work!

3...2...1...openthreadstreetfighterGO!

EDIT: Thanks to our awesome open thread, FIPS has a March Madness ESPN pool.  Find us here, password fips.  Amazing prize TBD, besides the obvious glory that comes along with it.

Open Post [GO CRAZY, Y'ALL]

So everyone and their brother seems to do these open post thingies, and though it usually seems like not a whole hell of lot goes on em, those mofos havent' ever gotten a load of FIPS.

So here are the rules: Ha, psych! THERE AREN'T ANY!

Say whatever the fuck you want, to whomever the fuck you want. You are now in the tree of trust. What's on your mind, people?

We're here for you. Ask questions, vent, bitch, moan [in the comments]. And if it isn't too much of a disaster area, we'll try to do this shit every once in awhile so we can check in with each other.

Cool? Cool.

GO.