'Shove The Fucking iPad Up Your Arse You Mother Fucker Fucking Fuck'
Be still my heart. I'm nominating this one as Brooklyn's newest anthem.
With such heartfelt lyrics as:
"I remember a time when I could walk out my front door and not hate the sight of every other person under 29. I remember a time when I was simply poor and deemed as afflicted, not assumed working in graphic design. OMG Hipster chic epic fail our future's bleak. I love the way you gentrify and marginalize your creativity. I remember a time back before I turned 5 when I was not such an embittered cunt."
I foresee this being the smash new hit on NOW That's What I Call Music 72!