MISSED CONNECTIONS: Would You Like to Go Home With Me?

Are you the kind of lady who yells out suggestive things at complete strangers? Well, your prince regrets not returning your mating call:

F train tonight, You asked me to go home with you ... - m4w (F/G train at 4th&9th St.)

So you randomly yelled at me "Excuse me Sir? Would you like to go home with me?!', and being utterly shocked with this question, I simply answered "That's an odd question, isn't it?". Truth be told, you were very cute and I should have asked if you wanted to grab a drink. So do you want to grab a drink?

Answer him: Your drink's a-waitin'.

MISSED CONNECTIONS: Dirty Daycare

Park Slope mamas: Do you need a little extra love from this loyal dad?

Park Slope Mom Needs Me - m4w (Park Slope)

Our kids go to day care together on 4th Ave. We passed each other in the stairwell. You are a kind, sweet, hard working, beautiful woman. I want to meet you on your lunch break at Prospect Park. I want you to tell me about everything that's bothering you and then make out with you like we were in high school. I think I can help you a little if you'd like me to.

Sex and therapy? A man who can multitask is always a keeper.

MISSED CONNECTIONS: Naked Artist, Where Art Thou?

I don't need to introduce this one...not that I'd have anything to say, anyway:

The naked artist. - m4w - 28 (Park slope 16th st btw 4 & 3rd aves)

I live behind you and you use to change every night with your blinds open. It got colder and you started to close them. I use to fuck my girlfriend with our blinds open hoping it would turn you on. Since I first saw you you turned me on. Now all i see you doing when i walk this way is you painting and your sexier than ever now. If you read this let me know what you would like me to do, be it either pleasure you or ignore you and put up thicker blinds so i cannot see your ravishing body through.

Either or.

So, Naked Artist of Gowanus ('cause we all know this ain't the Slope), where art thou?

Are Park Slope Gyms The Best Gay Hookup Spot in Town?

Photo: Park Slope Lens

If there's one thing I've learned from daily perusal of Park Slope Missed Connections, it's that there's always, always an m4m posting at one of the three zillion gyms in the hood. Sometimes they're hotter than others--actual nameless hookups looking to make it happen again--and sometimes, it's like this stuff from the last coupla days:

Harbor Fitness Park Slope - m4m (Park slope)

Date: 2011-04-12, 6:08PM EDT

Whats up with all the HOT latin men at this gym? they seem very curious. Anyone ever hook up here?

cute guy on elliptical at nysc park slope today - m4m - 29

Date: 2011-04-11, 7:16PM EDT

you were the cute guy - 20's, light hair and a college t-shirt on the elliptical around 5-6 today. saw you again in the locker room while i was changing. tell me the university on your tee ;)

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Are the Waitresses at Two Boots Actually Hot? [CRAIGSLIST]

Photo: Park Slope Lens

 During my daily Missed Connections troll to save your sorry Park Slope singles lives, I came across this:

Park Slope!!!! - m4w - 39 (NYSC and Two Boots)

Two Boots: I really want to fuck pretty much half the female staff there...mercy.

Venting,

S

I've never been to Two Boots in the Slope, because according to you people, there's no way to enjoy a slice of overpriced pizza without a side of baby spittle. But I gotta know: Is this dude just staring at too many slobby Park Slope moms, or are the ladies at Two Boots actually bangin'? And, I guess the second half of this Q: What's the likelihood that this guy is a BREEDER? Like 85%? 90%?

Since you don't come to this godforsaken blog to read about unrest in Egypt, commence discussion of the above important matters.