Wow, Maybe Those Coop-retards Aren't So Bad After All?
Erica | Tuesday, February 17, 2009 at 1:52PM 
Seriously people, this really pulls at my heartstrings. In fact, I would grab a box of kleenex if I were you, b/c the raw humanity that is about to jump off your computer screen is gonna be hard to wrangle.
Those mofos at the Park Slope Food Coop have totally outdone themselves with this shining example of generosity:
"The Park Slope Food Coop — infamous for its hardliner stance on its rules — made an exception for one of its members who survived US Airways Flight 1549’s fabled landing in the Hudson.
The member wasn’t charged for a replacement ID card, which was lost in her luggage in the Hudson River, the co-op’s in-house rag “The Line-waiter’s Gazette” reported."
!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PLANE CRASH SURVIVOR DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR OWN REPLACEMENT CARD??? AFTER THEY GOT INTO A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CRASH???
[Weep].
Inspiration dot org.
(via NYDN)
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Reader Comments (3)
Amazing.
I can't believe they actually printed that in their paper.
Actually, I can't believe they HAVE A PAPER at all. Why don't they put the resources involved in creating and printing the paper into making the CO-OP not suck?
The Line-Waiter's staff is likely comprised of the old-guard finger-waggers, who hold their top-secret monthly shift meeting aboard George Soros' yacht in the South Street seaport, drinking bubbly on the CO-OP dime, and hording the freshest produce flown in from overseas.
They probably orchestrated the Flight 1549 debacle so they could glean free PR from the 'free card replacement' story.
Whatever - the bitch is still "suspended with a grace period" for missing her shift that night.
That is supremely insensitive. She's still suspended!?