Brooklyn Skillshare This Sat

The Skillshare is goin down this Sat, and all you bitches should totally go!

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REVIEW: ATLANTIC ANTIC

Just kidding...I actually didn't go (remember, we hate street fairs around here).

So, can any of you bitches fill me in on exactly what went down??

This Week in Amy Sohn

I mean, are we at the point where we should just start a fucking "this week in Amy Sohn" column?  Peut-être.

Anyway.

• Sohn did a great interview with Gothamist, in which we learn that despite the fact that she gives great BJ's, she considers herself an "uncool mom" (unless, of course, that's part of the whole "I think you have an act; and that not having an act is your act" thing--I'm bad with quotes, but I've met her and she *does* seem kinda cool). Also, she talks a bit about Smartmom.
• Momasphere is hosting Sohn for another reading of her book slash BREEDER party at the Richard Meir on Prospect Park West building on Oct. 8 from 7-9pm. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door (a portion of the money raised will go toward Children of the City). OH, and there will be booze (from Sip Fine Wine)-n-eats from Melt. I'm kindof dyyying to actually get a peek inside this building, so I might be hittin it up.
• The Secrets of Publishing Panel is going down on October 7th at the Learning Annex, and guess who's gonna be on the panel?

BK Meatup in 3...2...1!

Nowwww let's see who's really going to be fucked in Park Slope!

The BK Meatup is tonight, bitches...and it's going to be so AWN.

Tix are still avail here (or at the door).

We'll be tweeting our asses of here (@bkmeatup) (remember to Tweet about the type of dude/chick you'd like to "meat" tonight and tag it #bkmeatup; our fave gets a Babeland gift cert!).

You can see some of the hotties who have already RSVP'd on Facebook here.

Our prize giveaways are rad to the power of sick: a $150 gift cert from Babeland, a free night at Park Slope's boutique hotel: Hotel Le Bleu, a Pig Butchering class from the Brooklyn Kitchen, and a Dick Chicken tee!

The HILARIOUS Sara Schaefer will be there (and she's already getting hit on via Twitter).

Chrysanthe, our Brooklyn Based bud will be on hand to do some personal matchmaking (she's way better than the Millionaire Matchmaker, FYI).

I'll be there too...come and find me and say YO (this is what I look like).

Some FAQ's are answered here.

The DEETS:

BK Meatup

The Bell House

149 7th Street (between 2nd & 3rd Aves)

BK, BITCHES.

7-11pm

See You tonight!

BK Meatup in 3....

We're getting close folks!--The BK Meatup is just days away.

And you know what that means!?: if you're coming, you WILL get laid on Weds night. Seriously, we're guaranteeing it!

But in order to move things along, you need to tell us exactly what you're lookin for. And we've got a $150 Babeland gift certificate to bribe you with.

So, here's what you should do:

*If you're on Twitter, follow us at @bkmeatup and then Tweet on over a description of the kind of chick/dude you are looking for. Make sure to include the #bkmeatup hashtag.

*If you're not on Twitter, what the fuck is your prob? But ok, whatevs--it's your life. So just leave us a comment below.

Then on the night of the BK Meatup, we'll pick one of your asses as the winner! And then you can buy lots of dildos and vibes and lube-n-shit at Babeland! Which you will TOTALLY need once you meet your dream date at the BK Meatup!

Yay!