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Tuesday
Dec082009

BK MEATUP: This Shit Works, People [Sassy Slut Edition]

Ok, so ICYMI, the singles event of the season, the Naughty Office Party themed Holiday BK Meatup, is TOMORROW NIGHT at the Bell House. If you don't already have your ticket, you need to GET. ONE. NOWWWWW. Because this Meatup shit works!

In today's installment, we catch up with *Lilly, our "sassy slut"(her words, bitches...not ours) (*yeah, Lilly isn't her real name b/c, believe it or not, "sassy slut" is not the sort of bullet point recruiters look for on a resume, and Lilly needs herself a J OH B pronto).

Anyway.

Let's catch up with the Lillsters and hear all about her experience at the first BK Meatup:

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Monday
Dec072009

BK MEATUP: THIS SHIT WORKS, PEOPLE [TRUE LURV EDITION]

Ok, so ICYMI, the singles event of the season, the Naughty Office Party themed Holiday BK Meatup, is *this* Wednesday at the Bell House. If you don't already have your ticket, you need to GET. ONE. NOWWWWW.

Why? You might be wondering? What's the rush? Is it really worth it?

YES, MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S REALLY WORTH IT! DO YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEONE? DO YOU WANT TO GET LAID?? DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO LIGHT THE MENORAH WITH THIS YEAR?? DO YOU WANT TO SAVE $5? (tix are $10 ahead of time and $15 at the door! You got money to burn??).

BECAUSE THIS MEATUP SHIT WORKS!

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Friday
Dec042009

Who Gives A Shit: Which Sexy Assed Jew (Living or Dead) Would You Most Like To Get It On With?

UPDATE (from Good For the Jews' Rob Tannenbaum): Let’s declare a tie for first: A pair of tickets each to mistresspix (“Jesus Christ. I'd crucify him in bed and then he'd rise again in three days for more”) and stegothesaurus (“Gilbert Gottfried. The screaming would be legendary among my neighbors, and I'd be so annoyed by him that we'd have really hot angry sex”). Both are severely disturbed and belong in the front row at Good For the Jews.

Please remind the losers—I mean, the runners-up that tickets are only $12 (less than a movie) using the FIPS discount code. If you have their names, I’ll make sure they’re on the guest list; if you have their emails, I’ll write to them and ask for their names. Thanks!

Ok, so if this question seems totally fucking bizarre to you, I'd understand why.

BUT, it will make total sense when you realize that the answer *could* win you two tix to a Good For the Jews show this Monday, Dec. 7th!

These crazy Heebs are putting the "Ha [back] in Hanukkah" for their 2009 tour. And in case you're not familiar, they do Jewish music for people who hate Jewish music--i.e no songs about dreidels or impromptu Israeli folk dancing.

Their special guest stars will be JDub Records band DeLeon, plus comedians Morgan Murphy and Seth Herzog, Mediaite.com writer Rachel Sklar, and other surprise funny peeps. The tour is sponsored by Jewcy.com.

Here's the scoop:

Monday, December 7, 2009
Doors at 6 pm, show at 8 pm
HighLine Ballroom
431 W. 16th St.
New York, NY 10011
Buy tickets at the HighLine Ballroom box office, online at
www.highlineballroom.com or by phone at 866.468.7619

(DISCOUNT CODE = GFTJ FOR $12 TIX)

Anyway.

So the one simple question of the day is: Which sexy assed Jew, living or dead, would you most like to get it on with and why?(and can I pre-emptively suggest that you do not suggest your wife, girlfriend or such other boring bullshit. Your shit needs to be c-r-e-a-t-i-v-e if you want results).

This time you should leave your email contact info in the comments (erica @ shuthefuckup dot com format is ok), so that we can get in touch with your ass after you drop your witty brilliance all over our faces.

You gotta be in it, to win it, bitches.

Thursday
Dec032009

BK MEATUP: 'Have Young People Been Scared Away From Office Sex?'

NY Mag is totally wondering.

But based on the raunchy photocopies that have been rolling on in (fax us now, people! 646-964-6540) I'm gonna offer up a pre-emptive no. At least not at our Naughty Office Party Holiday Meatup.

Does that count?

Get your tix, people...you gotta be in it to win it and these mofos are going like hotcakes (take a chance on you).

BK Holiday Meatup

Wednesday, December 9th

7-11pm

The Bell House

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Tuesday
Dec012009

BK HOLIDAY MEATUP: Just The Facts

Ok, so our FIPS/Brooklyn Based Naughty Office Party Holiday Meatup is fast approaching (12/9 at the Bell House), and if you don't already have a ticket, you're pretty much out of your fucking mind.

If you are even a litle bit single-n-ready-to-mingle, you CANNOT miss this event. At our last Meatup in September we had over 600 hotties movin and groovin the night away. Translation: aside from ordering yourself a hooker, you'll have no greater shot in the next 14 days of getting yourself laid.

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