Happy One Year Blogaversery FIPS!

Believe it or not, bitches: it was one year ago today that FIPS was born.

True confessions: its pretty embarrassing to go back now and read my first post comparing Park Slope to Paris Hilton (though I do still agree with many of the points). Unfortunately I chose to use a celebutante to make a key point who no one gives a shit about anymore, but cut me a fucking break...I'm not Sylvia Browne.

Anyway.

We're one, so yay!

Not to get all dramatic-n-shit, but it kinda rules that you're all still around reading my bullshit everyday, so thanks x infinity for that. And thanks for commenting so much (if you haven't figured it out yet, the comments are always waaaay bettter than the actual posts). Thanks also for linking to me, sending me rad tips and following my ass on Twitter. Most of all thanks for not kicking Oliver (or me) when you see us walking out on the streets of Park Slope (except for this bitch).

Except for a brief period this summer when I felt like scrapping the whole goddamned thing, my FIPS ride over the past year has mostly been awesome--hard as fuck, but awesome. I never, ever, ever, expected to meet so many amazing people, make so many great new friends, and have a slew of fantastico opps come my way, so rock on to the universe for that.

In honor of our Blogaversery, I thought I would pick out some fave FIPS greatest hits for us all to reminisce over. If you're down, read (and click on)--if not, feel free to skip along to my bedbugs post:

• Our undercover Target Videos are *still* the one thing I get asked about the most. My awesome vlog happy husband Greg made em and yes, they're even better the second time around: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.
• Benjamin (remember him!? The funny one? Yeah, he's moved on) did a pretty awesome analysis of the NYU douchetards who barricaded themselves up in the cafeteria last Feb.
• Here's a fairly concise explanation of why I hate the fuck out of Facebook: Facebook = Babybook
• In this Breeder vs. Baller we delved into the question of whether or not moms get special treatment in the workplace.
• Who could forget the Westboro Baptist Church bitchburgers? (and this one will make you cry).
• FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI
• Remember when Greg-n-I got into a fight and he locked me out of my site for a day and turned into it Phucked in Park Slope so he could talk about all his Phish shit? Yeah, that wasn't funny.
• Our Bagel Off was kinda fun.
• This post seriously almost killed me...kinda don't want to ever do that again.
• Are you in the kiddie worship cult?
• I became Twitter obsessed with @notnotoriousBIG

We want to send a special shoutout to NY Shitty, both because we love all other blogs with curse words in their titles AND because Miss Heather is the one who gave our asses our very first digital handjob when she somehow managed to track our asses down less than 24 hours after we launched.

So thanks for the memories, bbs. Wanna all go to Disney for our 2nd year anni!? (just kidding...I'd rather be dead).