Erica | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:58AM 
...You probs should stay pretty far away from Prospect Park.
The Brooklyn Half Marathon is goin down at 8am. So if you fancy yourself a quiet walk with your dog or are lookin' to get your jog on, you might want to reroute that shit.
(via OTBKB)
Erica | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:53AM They just end up biting your fucking face off.
[BALLERS 4 LIFE]
Erica | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:22AM 
Ok, so I don't watch Tyra...or tivo Tyra. And I gave up on America's Next Top Model like 10 years ago. But our friend Hell & Heartaches alerted us to a disturbing situation going down on Tyra's show:
"Yesterday's Tyra featured a debate between heterosexual single women who believe that husbands and children hold women back from reaching their full potential and married, heterosexual women who believe that women aren't complete until they've found a man and started a family."
What was the title of her show? Single, Childless Women vs. Married Mothers.
Ok, not very clever...and doesn't exactly roll of the tongue. But also, a TOTAL FUCKING RIPOFF OF BREEDERS vs. BALLERS.
I mean, right!?
You owe me some bank, bitch...
(via Jezebel)
Breeder vs. Baller, celebs Erica | Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 8:08AM 
Ok, so I don't really ask that much of you guys in general, right? I mean I know there is:
*read this stupid fucking blog that is funny like every third day of a leap year
*put up with my intentional bad grammar
*my whining
*my bitching
*my moaning
*my obsesh with Twilight
*etc.
But aside from all that, I'm def a "live and let live" type of gal.
Except there's this one leetle thing.
TV Erica | Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 7:35AM 
I usually hate everyone and everything, so imagine my surprise when I came across a rad new Brooklyn blog that:
*is chock full of sweet ass tips on how to survive in the BK as a recessionista
*doesn't look like a piece of shit (like not at ALL)
*AND has a clever name
All y'all need to go read that sucker Brokelyn toute de suite...or else.
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