SYTYCD

Ok, so I don't really ask that much of you guys in general, right? I mean I know there is:

*read this stupid fucking blog that is funny like every third day of a leap year

*put up with my intentional bad grammar

*my whining

*my bitching

*my moaning

*my obsesh with Twilight

*etc.

But aside from all that, I'm def a "live and let live" type of gal.

Except there's this one leetle thing. This ONE thing that I kind of can't handle (like at ALL), is when I find out that people I know/love/see/vaguely know do not watch So You Think You Can Dance.

!?

No, I am not kidding right now (I swear to fucking gawd).

This is the b-e-s-t show on TV people. I wait for this show ALL year long, and am at the point that I literally do not think I could make it through the sweltering summer without having SYTYCD to look forward to twice a week.

And trust me, I could care fuck all about dance in real life. I don't go to the ballet, haven't been to dance class since I was 7, and once laughed my ass off during some modern dance special I happened to catch on PBS. But this show rocks my whole fucking world...H-A-R-D.

So, look. We're only in the second week of auditions now, so it would be really easy for you to jump in (in fact, its on TONIGHT! Fox, 8pm).

Auditions are fun, but as with American Idol, they're really just the cheese plate appetizer to get to you to the bloody, medium rare steak of the show: the Top 20.

And this show really, truly, madly, deeply has it all: amazingly talented contestants, hilarious judges (pay special attention to Mary Murphy's rape scream, and Nigel's vaguely sexual comments), superstar choreographers, and this British chick host Cat Deeley that is so damn hot, I PROMISE you'll want to fuck her whether you are a guy OR a girl.

So, in summary: if you don't watch SYTYCD, pretty please with sugar on top do. And if you DO watch and love the shit out of it already, know that you are my BFF (like for eva eva).

Jus sayin.