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Wednesday
Dec072011

MISSED CONNECTIONS: Haaaay, Single Co-op Boys!

Posted by: AuthorMeredith | DateWednesday, December 7, 2011 at 3:00PM

You a single, a Park Slope Food Co-op dude looking for some action? Out yourselves! Wear a special armband or something! Corrall yourslves near the organic tofu! 'Cause this chick wants to get it on with you:

to all the cute boys at the co-op - w4m - 26 (park slope)

I realize that 95% of you are married and have cute-ass kids who love kale as much as you do. But that other 5% MUST exist and I'm determined to find you...let yourself be known! 

And look, you may not even have to sell your soul or to get laid in the Slope (you know, assuming you ignore the fact that the Food Co-op has all syndication rights to that soul thing that used to belong to you).

So, are you out there, gents?

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