KIDS EAT FOR FREE! [SCOTTADITO HEARTS YOUR KIDS]

It's Tuesday night and you've just left the COOP with a bunch of healthy crap you don't really know how to cook with. You're all: wtf now? I just want to eat some "harvested" and "sourced" food, GOD. 

The good news is Scottadito is right next door! The bad news is that it will probs be a total freak show, filled with a bunch of little kids eating each others boogers and peeing in their pants all over the place. Scottadito lets kids eat for free on Tuesdays, and apparently this shit's been going down for six years!

Man...as if kids don't get everything else handed to them on a plate already, at Scottadito, IT'S FOR REAL.

Fuck them. I am totally bringing my baby there, getting him a bunch of free shit, and then eating it while he sits there and watches in his stroller.

On the upside, Scottadito must be a total safe zone for BALLERS every other night of the week. Do you guys know what other restos in the nabe that do this kids eat free thing? I want to go to them all immeds.