Who Gives A Shit: Costumed Canines?

Where is the outrage, I ask you???

With all the rations of sugar, honey, and iced tea served up daily to Park Slope's parenting population, why isn't anybody talking about the state of dog ownership today?

Because I'm going to be sorely tempted to call the four-legged equivalent of child services on some of my neighbors if I see any dogs dressed as Elvis or even a chia pet next weekend!

So, fuck what you or your little people are dressing up as for Halloween: what's the pooch wearing? (And are there any good Halloween pooch events going on in the Slope?).

Where do you come down on this great canine costume debate?