GET READY, PARK SLOBS: "STYLISH" BAR OPENING VERY SOON

Sometime in the next few weeks, South Slope will get a new place to get tanked. 

Mary's Bar, located on 22nd Street and 5th Avenue, is a new project from Stephanie Markowitz (formerly of Employees Only) and stylist Sylvia Holden.  

Holden gave up the goods an an interview with Above the Fray magazine, saying the bar "will feature a classic décor juxtaposed with a rugged urban edge."  So, unfinished wood and chandeliers?  Maybe. 

It will have two large bars, darts, and a pool table, and while you can order fancier cocktails, they'll also have cans of cheap beer for you hipsters out there.

Sylvia described it as a "beautiful Saloon with a romantic urban edge," and "The French quarter meets the Lower East Side," so I'm not really sure what to expect, but here's what I'm sure of: you better leave the yoga pants at home, Park Slobs.