EAT IT: Bye Bye Lucas Foods & Some Gorilla Gossip

original image: Here's Park Slope+ PLEASE DON’T DROP OFF YOUR KIDS HERE: PS Brooklyn is not a school, it’s a restaurant! It will open the first week of December in the former Bussacco space at 833 Union Street, serving American comfort food (via Brownstoner).

+ BYE BYE: Lucas Fine Foods at 847 Union closed, because apparently it was never open when people wanted to go there. They will continue to do catering and dinner delivery, and a monthly tasting. The ice cream they sold, Ample Hills Creamery, will be opening its own store in Prospect Heights (via Grub Street).

+ GORILLA GOSSIP: Gorilla Coffee made the beans more expensive, by making the bags smaller. Sneaky! (via Brooklynian).

+ BURGER WARS Smashburger is coming to Brooklyn, and so is Shake Shack. WAR! Though Smashburger is not saying where in BK they're going, they are hopefully/maybe/probably coming to Park Slope?? PLEASE?? (via Diner's Journal)

+ WAKE UP: I’m not one of those bitchez you can count on to be constantly shithoused out of her brains on Sunday mornings, and so I sometimes wake up hungry for an early brunch. Like ten? Would it kill a place that sells something other than bagels to open before 11:30 in Park Slope? I want to get in there while the god-fearing among us are churching it up, and while the BREEDERS are still looking for little snookem’s hat and gloves and shoes and packing up their two-ton bug-a-boos. I thought nice brunch places were like bars, where you go to talk about adult shit like who you had sex with last night, and was it any decent. If you’re taking your kid out to a brunch spot that features pancakes with mint garnishes and isn’t called IHOP, then your kid better sit in their fucking chair and not throw organically sourced grits on the floor. kthanks.