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Tuesday
Feb242009

CO-OP ADVOCATES: JEWISH MEDIA SPREADING BOYCOTT LIES 

LIES! all LIES!

I tell ya, all it takes is one Hima chick coming into a co-op meeting with a proposal to ban Israeli goods, the other self-righteous co-op members standing around nodding and trying to make her understand how much they too LOVE AND TOLERATE Islam, and The Jewish Media has to snap it up and turn it into a 3 ring circus.

Well, thanks to the great comments on BN's junk, as well as this explanation in Woodward and Bernstein's Brooklyn Paper, we now know that the whole story was just a mind-control device perpetrated by The Jews.

Now if we could just get to the bottom of comments left on BN's article by folks like Behind The Satiric Curve, who glibly reference "Israeli War Crimes" in their arguments. But hey, I'm sure those were out of context too.

Reader Comments (11)

At least one Jewish media outlet has a Park Slope co-op member who was quick to cry bullshit when this story broke:

http://blogs.jta.org/telegraph/article/2009/02/22/1003181/the-real-story-at-the-park-slope-food-co-op

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMobius

BTW - The dude in that photo's awesome. You should check out the documentary Awake Zion. He's not just a kung fu fighter, he's a reggae singer, and featured prominently.

http://www.awakezion.net/

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMobius

All I can say to that - is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1zJxyPPK8c

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRocky

You guys are a bunch of non-funny idiots. And help spread lies. Go to fucking hell.

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBurkelee Carrolll

@burka lee carrolll

Who, you mean the Jews?

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCable guy

I mean the trust-fund slopie assholes who run this blog.

When is one of you going to have a nervous breakdown already so your parents can rush you into treatment and so this blog can go on hiatus?

I know the deal.

Assholes.

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBurkelee Carrolll

Let me rephrase:

Why don't you STOP READING IT you dumb fuckhole shitass?

I find it hilarious and the PERFECT antidote to idiot uppity park slope co-op liberal palestinian-loving fags like you.

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCable Guy

Guys,

You know, you're right. After I pulled my head from the stinky confines of my high-fiber rectum and re-read the post and remembered that some things are kinda of funny if you posit them in terms of "satire" and "irony."

My bad.

I apologize, I know, I have issues. It's just a blog. No, it's just the comments section of a blog. A well written and quite funny one at that. All about my neighborhood...meh, what did we do in the '80s?

You see, I've got problems. Health, emotions, and that huge mutual fund hit I took doesn't allow me to purchase $8 cucumbers and $30 watermelons with the carbon footprint equivalent of the 2008 Olympics. So I lash out and use the curse words. I'm not perfect.

So, yeah, I'll just get in my Prius and pedal myself out of this web log.

- Burkelee

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBurkelee Carroll

WELL BERKLEE IF YOU CAN'T BEET EM YOU JOIN EM WE WERE TALKING TODAY ABOUT THE MEDIA AND I HAVE TO SAY YOU NYC LIBS AND YOUR HATES OF THE JEWS IS AT AN ALL TIME HI IF YOU LOOK AT THE WAY THE JEWS MAKE THE FUNNY MOVIES AND HAVE THE BEST WRAPPERS LIKE 50 CENT YOU CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT KIND OF WAR CRIMES YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ADAM SANDLER JUST PLAYED THE ZOHAN GUY ITS NOT LIKE HE ACTUALLY KILLED ANY TERRISTS LOL BUT YOU LIBS GOTT REALIZE THAT OF COARSE SOMEONE WHO EATS CUCUMBERS WOULD WANT THEM FROM A GOOD PLACE THAT'S JUST COMMON CENTS IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THATTHE FOODS FROM THE PALESTINE MANDATE HAVE LONG BEEN THE SUBJECT OF DECLARATIONS OF BALFOUR AND THE WAQF OF AL AQSA SO YOU SHOUDL MAKE TOMATO SAUCE FROM THE ARAB OLIVES AND THE JEW FRUIT AND WE CAN HAVE PIECE IN THE FOREIGN LANDS OF THE MANY GODS LOL
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February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJUST A NORMAL GUY

In all seriousness, I agree: I'm not saying Israel is perfect, but this whole idea of this tiny nation being this aggressive war-mongering terrois state, guilty of WARCRIMES oooooh- it's disgusting and it DOES come from anti-semitism.

So, you hipster radicals who bash Israel - really, shame on you guys. Hasn't Israel suffered enough? And if your hatred and condemnation doesn't come from anti-semitism then I'd like to know where is DOES come from. Certainly not logic or reality.

February 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFhdhhdbdhxjdnd

This is getting more hilarious by the second. I linked to FIPS' original co-op post this morning which invoked the ire of one of the co-op "managers" this morning.
Which begs the question: Who has a better sense of humor: the average PS co-op member, a pro-Israel knee-jerk ideologue, or an NYC cop? Self-sabotaging responses sure to follow...

February 25, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhebrewschool

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