Do You Wanna Tell The Propsect Park Bike Lane Haters to Go Fuck Themselves?

Free t-shirts, cupcakes and biking in the park? Don't mind if I do.

Come on down to Prospect Park this Sunday for the “We Ride the Lanes” group bike ride and rep the PPW bike lane. Don’t have a bike? No problem; you can just walk your happy ass down the bike lane and enjoy the scenery! Not only that, but they’re giving away some kick ass t-shirts at the start (don’t lie, you love free t-shirts, everyone does) and Blue Sky Bakery and Bark will be giving out some delicious grub at the end.

Is your bike a piece of garbage and you’re afraid it’s on its last leg? Perfect! Bicycle Habitat and Ride Brooklyn will be there providing free bike safety inspections.

Terrible, haunting fear of being trampled by dozens of careless cyclists? No worries, Transportation Alternatives will also be there, solely for your protection’s sake (probably also for the free food).

Come put on a t-shirt, ride your bike and eat some hot dogs and cupcakes. It’s gonna be sweet.

We Don't Need No Geese, Let the MoFo's Burn!

Lilly Frances for Park Slope PatchSo there seems to be some buzz lately about the renewal of a contract that essentially enforces a government mandated genocide of NYC’s goose population. In fact, there was a gathering of protesters this weekend who all joined hands around the lake in Prospect Park ("Give Geese A Chance!") to stand up for these guys.

Back in June, The Department of Agriculture led about 400 Prospect Park Geese into their gas chambers, and apparently the goal this year is to remove ALL geese within a seven-mile radius of LaGuardia and JFK airports.

WHAT?!

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