"GIRLS" BUS TOUR MIGHT BE ROLLING INTO BK


Busloads of drooling, wide-eyed tourists may soon clog up the streets of Brooklyn for a “Girls” themed bus tour. On Location Tours is in talks with HBO to try to make that shit happen.
I’m sure folks would be willing to fork over some cash to get a peek at where the girls of “Girls” walk the streets and pee and pork. Boy, will they be surprised when they find themselves mostly in the industrial meh of Greenpoint and Bushwick.
Maybe they’ll stop the bus at the India street apartment where Marnie had sex with Elijah -- Hannah’s gay ex-boyfriend -- on the couch (an extra dollar for photos of the stained sofa)! The tour might continue to the shower where tourists will do flips over the sight of the drain that Adam’s urine flowed down after he peed on Hannah. Then I imagine it might be time to pile back on the bus and head to Bushwick, the site of Shoshanna’s crack attack and then maybe Williamsburg, home to the venture capitalist’s fancy digs where Jessa and Marnie made out. The possibility of unremarkable Brooklyn locales is endless.