Why Does Rite-Aid Suck At Everything But Getting Rid of My Discount Valentines Candy

I swear to Christ that the CEO of Rite Aid Corporate must have personally come to 5th street Sunday morning to oversee this operation: the goddamn Easter candy was in like a shot.

I'm so fucking pissed, because Rite Aid on the day after Valentines Day is usually my Jewish Paradise - I go down to the store first thing in the morning and buy up a bunch of the Lindt chocolates that the goyum are too slow to seize.

This year though, as you can see, Rite Aid had their shit together to a baffling extent. Mind you, they still suck a stunning amount of balls at everything else - they're just apparently experts at depriving this jew of his bargain candy.

Don't worry - the rest of the store is normal: see, the employees are still able to block an entire aisle without an ounce of regard to whether paying customers can access product of any kind:

Additionally, Rite Aid corporate has not gotten in the way of my favorite franchise-wide fuckup: the fact that their Creative Staff are unable to use proper HEIGHT and WIDTH ratios on their store banners, so all the healthy athletes on their storefronts end up looking like squat and flattened midgets:

De plane! De plane!

Now gimme my candy, ya retard goyasha douchebags.