Whole Foods Ain't Happenin in Park Slope

Sorry, bitches. It's official:

“Whole Foods does not have immediate plans to open in Brooklyn,” said company spokeswoman Mara Engel Weleck, who suggested that the land [on 3rd Ave] would be sold.

Of course they say they'd *still* maybe, kinda, sorta like to come to BK at some point, but who knows when that will be, blah, blah, blah.

Personally, I love Trader Joes waaaay more, so I kind of don't give a shit. You?

(via The Brooklyn Paper)