WHO GIVES A SHIT: World's Worst Drivers?

I realize I am risking a riot here, but the question must be asked: why are Hasidic men such shitty drivers?

I was just treated to the hand-on-the-horn honk-a-thon, courtesty of a minivan on 8th Ave...and yes, it was two Hasidic Jews.

Newsflash: This is Brooklyn; there’s traffic; there's pedestrians; there's a parade of bugaboos all up and down the block. Deal with it! No need to scare me and the pooch with the your loud assed spite honks! (or wake up sleeping BALLERS!) I thought these guys are supposed to spend all day studying the torah and tending to spiritual shit??

Sorry, but Hasidic men rival any meathead I can find from Massatwoshits (which is the only way i will refer to this state from now on) to Appalachia. They’re worse than the Bay Ridge SUV-driving drama mamas who will steal your Century 21 parking spot without a glance before you can say Marc Jacobs sample sale. Worse even than my grandfather, who at the age of 97, is a menace to all drivers everywhere.

I would argue that Hasidic dudes are the worst fucking drivers on the planet. And by this I mean the most dickish, self-entitled, inconsiderate assholes in the WORLD (not that their actual skills behind the wheel are the excuse).

[ed. note: both Allison and I are Heebs, so please spare me the "OMGZ, you guys are so racist! Why do you hate Jews!" b.s.].

Is it just me??

I think its time for an informal survey: Are Hasidic Jews bad drivers? Who do you think are the worst drivers on the planet?