Armory YMCA Opening on Sat [Sometimes People Send Me Random Stuff]

Exhibit motherfucking A.

I knew I wasn’t the *only* person completely freaking stoked about the Park Slope Armory (opening Saturday, WHAT!). 

This morning, I got a surprise present in my inbox from FIPS reader Majo who took her own stoked-dom about the Armory opening to a level that just kicked FIPS right in the ass.  Now, I’m completely unsure why this exists or what on god’s green earth prompted her to do this (maybe a Robicelli’s cupcake binge, if we’re going for a PG-13 guess here?!) but lo and behold, your new Armory Anthem (see above).

Fucking cartwheels, people.  Endless cartwheels (God, some of you Slopers are weird).

Who’s going to be hanging at the Armory opening with me this Sat? (and also apparently Majo, who appears as if she is basically planning on taking up residence there). She’s going to be training for a marathon (or a half marathon for me, because I’m half the size of a normal human being, thanks much), and I’ll be listening to your conversations and making sure your BREEDER gossip ends up right back here, front and center on this blog (watch your back, people).

OR you could just say fuck it all and spend your day eating Poutine. Your call.