V-DAY IN YOUR PJ'S MEATUP [OH YES WE DID]

You people think I'm kiddin around about this "everyone is gonna get laid at the Meatup" bullshit, but I'm telling you: the day after these things, my inbox is totally fucking flooded with people who are reachin out to give us internet high fives and thank us for helpin them get some action. And, yes, we've even got ourselves quite a few ginuwine happy BK Meatup couples! I'm not sure why or how, but people keep gettin down.

So yeah, here's the scoop on the next one for all you horny motherfuckers:

On Thursday, Feburary 11th, we're takin over the Bell House again for the baddest, bestest Pajama Party your ass has ever been to! The pre V-day shenanigans are going to be non-stop: you can go with lingerie or you can go with feetsie pajamas, but we're havin ourselves an old fashioned pajama party! (so come dressed to impress!).

Sara Schaefer will be on hand to read you all some naughty bedtime stories, and keep you laughing your asses off. And though we're not quite ready for wet t-shirt contest part deux, we'lll have something just as good planned. A few of the performance artists who brought free bouncy rides and fake candy crack delivery to Brooklyn will be organizing outrageous hook up games, ensuring all newly matched couples get their "seven minutes in heaven" (that shit worked in 7th grade, so why not now?).

Duh, there were also be rockin DJ's keepin the party pumpin all night, and FREE Lillet cocktails and Smuttynose IPA's from 7-8pm. As per u, we'll have our $3 Busch beers flowin for the rest of the night. And when your ass gets hungry, we'll have Asiadog back on the scene with their delish hotty hot dogs and (BOOM!) Robicelli's cupcakes to keep things sugary-n-sweet.

AND for those of you who keep asking about a more organized why to meet peeps, we're offering 3 rockin speed dating sessions early in the night with Jinners, who runs the super duper popular I Heart Nerds speed dating events at Union Hall.

Finally, for you cheap ass sons of bitches, if you feel like missing the whole earlier part of the eve and just showing up after 10pm when everyone is good-n-liquored up, we're selling cheap ass tix at the door ($7) for the late-night crew.

Otherwise you're looking at $12 for advance tix; $15 at the door and $20 for speed dating.

OH, but here's why you need to get your ticket ahead of time: we're going to spend some serious time matching all of the peeps who pre-purchase their tickets up. BUT, you only get to take advantage of our matchmaking skills if you buy your shit ahead of time (so yeah..its like a win/win). If you don't buy your ticket ahead of time, you'll still, of course, get to work your own magic, but if you want the help of our expert on-staff matchmakers, you gotta buy your ticket ahead of time.

Also, in order to even out the playing field, we're selling boys and girls tix separately!

Ok, people, so let's do this. Head on out to Victoria's Secret, or Ed Hardy or wherever the fuck you people buy your pajamas these days, and get ready for your world to be rocked. Ya know, you should probs go ahead and just make a v-day rez *just in case* too. Cause what if you meet some hottie at the Meatup!? You wanna fuck up your very first Valentine's Day together??? I think not.

You gotta be in it to win it.

P.S. Check out our snazzy new website at www.bkhookup.com for more details and tix!