WHO GIVES A SHIT: HOW SEXY DO YOU GET?

I know I'm like a couple of years late on this news - whatever, I've been locked in the Tea Lounge writing this book forever - but a friend just passed me an article from the Daily News that says the average New York woman sleeps with about twenty partners in her lifetime (the rest of the country a paltry nine, in case you're el curioso).  The Daily News compared our sluttoriousness to the "Sex and the City" girls, so BTW, if you ever thought they were whorebags, go give yourself a once-over in the mirror.

Anyway, the ladies interviewed for the article seem to agree, including a 39-year-old Carroll Gardens BREEDER/DINK/WHOKNOWSWHAT who managed to slip in this gem of a quote:

"I'm married now, but when I was single, I had a blast. Sex was empowering. I once had sex on [the] F train. It was three in the morning and the car was empty. So we were like, 'Why not.'"

Give me elephant tranquilizers to kill these mental images immediately.

So, poll time: BALLERS, how accurate does twenty sound?  And you monogamous types, do you long for your sexy single slutty lives back?  Are you doing it more than your friends elsewhere, and does Slope actually get laid as much the rest of BK?  

SPILL, PARK SLOPE.  I VANT TO KNOW IT ALL.