[WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT...] THE DRAM SHOP

WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT... is a recurring column designed in kind for your opinionated asses and our lazy asses.  We're going to pick one Park Slope resto a week and recommend our favorite dish at each.  Are we right?  Are we wrong?  YOU KNOW YOU WANNA WEIGH IN.  

Question: how many drunken nights have you ended up at The Dram Shop, wanting to get above-average bar food to soak up all of the poison you poured down your throat in the previous hours?

Answer: Many, if you're someone like me, who literally said to a waitress this weekend, "Can I have two shots of jager and the check please?"

What The Dram Shop (339 9th St. between Fifth and Sixth Aves, 718-788-1444) lacks in its cramped quarters and loud music, it makes up for in spades with it's delicious menu.  Irish Nachos, fried mac and cheese, half-moon tostadas—they're all good, but I think everyone would agree that YOU'VE GOTTA GET THE BURGER.

Food porn courtesy of NY MagTwo handmade "beef squares" are topped with shredded lettuce, tomato, diced onions, pickles, mayo, and mustard, and piled on a fresh sesame seed bun.  Served in a greasy basket with a pile of handcut fries, this shit might be the best $10 you spent at 2AM.