[WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT...] Jpan Sushi

WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT... is a recurring column designed in kind for your opinionated asses and our lazy asses.  We're going to pick one Park Slope resto a week and recommend our favorite dish at each.  Are we right?  Are we wrong?  YOU KNOW YOU WANNA WEIGH IN.  

Ah, New York City: the land of sushi (so THAT's what smells).  I'm not going to say that Jpan has the best sushi in the whole entire city, but it's definitely some of the best sushi in the neighborhood, so maybe that's why it feels like I have to take out a second mortgage every time I order from there.

See what I did there?  It's FUNNY because I could never ever own an apartment in this neighborhood unless I killed a wealthy dowager and stole all of her money.  Why haven't I killed a wealthy dowager yet, you ask?  When am I going to step up and take control of my life, you want to know?  BECAUSE: I'm still a little unclear as to what a "dowager" actually is.

HAHA, see? Life is clearly a barrel of laughs, ESPECIALLY when I order sushi just for myself, and it comes to my door with four sets of chopsticks because I have just ordered enough sushi to feed four people.  Go me, I'm disgusting.

Whatever, everyone. 

I don't even know what's going on anymore. 

Seriously: the best thing you can order at Jpan is the Volcano Roll.  Spicy tuna and salmon with fresh avocado wrapped in a crispy Asian pancake!  It's $12, but who cares, because it may or may not be what heaven tastes like. 

Heaven tastes like fish?, you're thinking.  JUST GO WITH IT. 

I don't even care if you guys disagree with me.  The Volcano Roll.  Hands down.  THE BEST.