[WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT...] CULTURE YOGURT

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WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT... is a recurring column designed in kind for your opinionated asses and our lazy asses.  We're going to pick one Park Slope resto a week and recommend our favorite dish at each.  Are we right?  Are we wrong?  YOU KNOW YOU WANNA WEIGH IN.  

So you might be thinking, "Hey, those FIPS bitches will not shut the fuck up about Culture Yogurt.  Are they silent partners or some shit?"

The answer is: WE FUCKING WISH.

Image via Here's Park SlopeCulture Yogurt (331 Fifth Avenue between 3rd and 4th Sts, 718-499-0207)  just opened about a month ago, and I cannot say enough good things about it.  The owners are adorable, the yogurt is amazing, and the different toppings and flavor combinations are out of control awesome.

In fact, I shouldn't even be talking about what the best thing is to order at this place because Erica will probably come to my office and kick me in the face, screaming something about the Vermont maple combo or whatever the fuck she likes so much.

But, I have to say, the best thing you can get here is the plain yogurt with the Key Lime Pie combo, blended. 

The minute this shit hits your mouth, Belinda Carlisle begins to play in your head, because, dammit, Heaven IS a place on Earth.