TIME WARNER SUX: 'I live in the slope & my internet is running slower than the (fingers crossed) Guns-N-Roses Reunion tour'

The above is just one of the insanely entertaining comments left on our Time Warner Sucks a Dick post from yesterday. I'm definitely not a psychic, but I sure as hell predicted that none of the Time Warner comments would be positive, and needless to say, you bitches did NOT disappoint.

True, after 5 days of lies, excuses, and disinterest, our internet service *has* been restored (as of yesterday), however, we will not let that deter us in our quest to bring to light all of the ongoing retardedness and poor customer service that Time Warner keeps pumping out to its universally unhappy, disloyal customer base.

Rest assured Time Warner: we still hate the shit out of you!

Here's a nice little roundup of some other haterade I was able to pull up with a simple "I hate Time Warner" google search:

• Why I Hate Time Warner Cable, Businessweek
• I Hate Time Warner Cable, Gearbits
• I Hate Time Warner Cable!!, Yelp
• I HATE YOU TIME WARNER, Los Angeles Metblogs
• I Hate Time Warner Cable, The Nightly Daily

Oh, but wait: it wouldn't be fair to post all this negative shit without doing a fair and balanced "I love Time Warner" google search, right??

HAAAA!

This is pretty much the only thing I could come up with: Gee, I love Time Warner Cable--a sarcastic rant about why this person HATES Time Warner cable.

Are you out there FIOS?? I'm waiting...