JOANN FROM BENSONHURST IS MY HERO

I can't imagine you were watching the Fox 5 News at 10 last night. I wasn't either, but the teeves was on that channel when I flicked it on, and I happened to catch their new segment called City Rant! The premise is simple: Fox gives a local New Yorker a platform to rant, and they bitch and moan about a number of topics. For their inaugural broadcast, they introduced us to Joann from Bensonhurst.

Ladies and gentleman, meet my new hero:

Reasons I love Joann:

1. She's the real deal.
2. Her friends tell her she's out of her fucking mind. 
3. There's a magic fairy who comes to her house and stuffs her "fridgerator" with food.
4. Her son is an 'inspiring' actor.
5. She's always on shit patrol. 
6. Did I mention she's the real deal?

I ask you Park Slope: where is our Joann? 

UPDATE: As Joe pointed out in the comments section, Fox 5 News at 10 has a follow-up piece with Joann. Here it is for all your enjoyment!

Watch out Bloomberg. Joann is comin' for you!