The Case of the Missing Mail (COTMM)

A potential breakthrough the in FIPS Case of the Missing Mail (COTMM trademarked, bitches).  This shit was spotted at L&B Spumoni Gardens on 86th Street in South Brooklyn on Saturday: a USPS mail carrier grabbing a square slice...or five.

Now, I'm not trying to insinuate that our missing mail is the result of our mail people skipping their shifts to grab some of the, arguably, best pizza in the borough (yes, I just went there again, let's fight), but if two and two makes four, then hey, my liberal arts education and I cannot be blamed.  

Where one mailman (mailperson, I guess if we're being like, Coop-level politically correct here) is, do others follow?  

Has FIPS just blown the top off of years of top secret USPS hideouting?  More weakly strategic, always delicious investigative research to follow...

p.s. In case you are wondering if I was crazy enough to walk around this dude to double check that he wasn't just wearing an unfortunately striped sweatshirt, well yes...I am that crazy. This was a full-on mailman uniform.