The Case of the Missing Mail (COTMM)

A potential breakthrough the in FIPS Case of the Missing Mail (COTMM trademarked, bitches).  This shit was spotted at L&B Spumoni Gardens on 86th Street in South Brooklyn on Saturday: a USPS mail carrier grabbing a square slice...or five.

Now, I'm not trying to insinuate that our missing mail is the result of our mail people skipping their shifts to grab some of the, arguably, best pizza in the borough (yes, I just went there again, let's fight), but if two and two makes four, then hey, my liberal arts education and I cannot be blamed.  

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