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Thursday
Feb172011

TERROR ON SEVENTH AVENUE

Posted by: AuthorErica | DateThursday, February 17, 2011 at 11:02AM

Dear Dipshit who left a MOTHERFUCKING BEDBUG RIDDEN MATTRESS just chillin upside down out on 7th Ave and 3rd Street this morn,

Uhm, thanks for the note, but the fact that you left this vile, infested, disease missile sitting there without first wrapping it in a hazmat suit, inside of plastic, inside a layer of of bedbug killing film (has anyone invented this yet??), makes me want to murder you and your family with a rusty, dipped in AIDS germs ax.

Love,
Erica (and I'm guessing also your Park Slope neighbors)

 

 

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