Target Even More Fucked Than We Previously Thought
Erica | Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 12:22AM 
And let's be honest folks...that's no easy feat.
As some of you might recall, FIPS Undercover did a rollicking four-part series that delved deep into the craptastical shitteousness of, what we believe to be, the worst Target in the United States of America. But as bad as we thought that mofo was, we *may* have found a Target that's even worse...in East New York
Not that we're surprised.
So, check it: apparently an East New York Target employee got a bright idea that she wanted to steal some flat screen TV's. So the bitch hid her BF in a broom closet for five hours, and then the dude tried to set fire to the store. In the chaos, Bonnie and Clyde were all set to steal eight flatscreens. Instead they got arrested.
Oh yeah...and caused $100,000 worth of damage to the store.
BWWAAAHHHAAAAAAA!
Uhm, Target? We totally fucking told you so.
(via 1010 Wins)
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