If You're Going To Watch Just One Of These: Shit New Yorkers Say

It started with Shit Girls Say and has since blossomed in the most unsightly way into more fast-cut videos than we can keep track of: Shit Whipped Guys Say, Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls, Shit Indians Say to Nepalis (Hey, Anuj!), Shit Nobody Says, Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys, Shit Asian Dads Say, Shit The Dowager Countess Says -- I could go on. 

If you're going to watch just one of these, make it Shit New Yorkers Say, created by brother/sister comedic duo Eliot and Ilana Glazer. They are hilariously spot on ("All I ate today was a bagel.") and call to attention the things we hate most about ourselves ("You read the post... Not ironically?"). 

I love you both.