HA!

LOVE the Park Slope Twitter scene.

FIPS TRIPS #2: Booze Cruise Part Deux

When it rains, it pour around here, motherfuckers.

In addition to Benjamin's FIPS sponsored titty field trip to Lucky 13 on April 6th, we're ALSO doing another one of our famous Bell House booze cruises (only WITHOUT the cruise).

Join us on April 1 (REALLY...we promise. This is not some sort of April Fool's joke), for our second Badass Brooklyn Tweetup.

From 8-10 will be meeting (and tweeting) and then we pull out the big guns: KARAOKE! For those of you that are brave enough, we'll be kicking things up a notch and karaoke-ing our asses off.

Yet, again, no worries if you don't Twitter...we still want you there (in that case, RSVP below).

We're hosting this shindig with our Twitter BFF @UHBHNY, and we'd really love to see all your asses there. There will even be drink specials for all you recessionistas.

The Bell House

149 7th Street

Wednesday, April 1

8pm

B There or B Square.

MORE ACTUAL NEWS: TWITTER BIGGIE GOT BOUNCED

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So, all you bitches KNOW how much my ass loves Twitter, right?

Well my hands down, kick ass, fave-OH-rite fave Twitterer of all time, i.e. the world's greatest rapper @notoriousbig, got his ass clipped today for "impersonation!?"

Check it (received this email from Big Poppa earlier today):
Yo E - wanted to let you know what happened on Twitter. Straight bullshit. Feel free to pass along, blog, etc.

SON. OF. A. BITCH

Needless to say, we will NOT stand for this.

I have set up a new Twitter account, @freebigpoppa, where I hope to organize the masses and recruit an army of Twitter protesters (please follow us there if you Tweet).

In the meantime, if you've got a blog (know someone who blogs or even wanna start a blog), spread the fucking word ppl! If you work in the media, write a story! We gotta come together on this!

"Spread love, its the Brooklyn way" RIGHT!?

FREE BIG POPPA!!

MAYBE FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI IS ACTUALLY REALSTEVEBUSCEMI AFTER ALL?

Well, bitches: don't say we never go to bat for your asses.

After learning the other day of the existence of a phantom Steve Buscemi account on Twitter, I have literally been working day and night trying to figure out if this chump was REALSTEVEBUSCEMI or FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI. And let me tell you: its fucking hard out there for a pimp.

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John Hodgman, We Need Your Help

Dear John Hodgman,

As the keeper of all information about everything, I, Park Slope and the FIPS community at large desperately need your help.

A fanciful slash mesmerizing twitter feed has recently materialized for someone who *appears* to be none other than fave PSlope celeb Steve Buscemi. This cyber Buscemi speaks of himself in the third person, hates penguins and even has his own Facebook page! Only problem is, we don't know if its the REALSTEVEBUSCEMI or the FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI.

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