Is It OK To Kill A Penguin If Steve Buscemi Told Me To?
Erica | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:42AM 
Dear Steve Buscemi,
Lest you think this is a Park Slope blog strictly focused on our local celeb-u-Johns (Turturro and Hodgman), fear not! We love your ass too!
I myself have seen you on two separate occassions at Sette, and once (I think?) walking on 7th Ave near Haagen-Dazs. And Benjamin saw you once (though NOT with Artie Bucco from The Sopranos, who he DID see the next day) at Two Boots (HA!). But something tells me that you and I are going to be "running" into each other a LOT more in the days to come, cause now we're friends in the Twitterverse!
And as Shaq says: we r from Twitteronia...we connect."
RIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTT?
Anyway, I'm following you on Twitter and I'm totally digging your tweets. I see you've been inspired by Smart Mom and have chosen to refer to yourself strictly in the third person. Clever!
Also, I don't give a shit what other people say...if you are willing to continue throwing your weight behind a legitimate anti-penguin campaign, you will have the full support of FIPS (and all our readers! RIGHT???). FUCK THE PENGUINS!!!!
PSAPOAK = PARK SLOPERS AGAINST PENGUINS OF ALL KINDS and SPMATFC = SELL PENGUIN MEAT AT THE FOOD COOP groups are literally forming as I type.
Your community is behind you 100% (even the "gasholes").
One love,
FIPS
John Hodgman, John Turturro, Steve Buscemi, celebs 
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Reader Comments (3)
Back when I was visiting Park Slope for the FIRST time during my college years, I saw him! And he checked me out. In his quintessentially creepy way.
If Steve Buscemi told you to kill your mom, it's ok cause Steve Buscemi told you to, and it's a valid legal defense.
I feel "What Would Steve Buscemi Do?" bumper stickers and t-shirts need to be produced... pronto.